I saw a spider I didn't scream

'Cause I can belch the alphabet just double dog dare me

And I chose guitar over ballet

And I'd take these suckers down 'cause they just get in my way

The way you look at me

Is kinda like a little sister

You high five your goodbyes

And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't wanna be one of the boys one of your guys

Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight

That I just wanna be one of the girls

Pretty in pearls and not one of the boys

So over the summer something changed

I started reading seventeen and shaving my legs

And I studied lolita religiously

And I walked right into school and caught you staring at me

'Cause I know what you know

But now you're gonna have to take a number

It's okay maybe one day

But not until you give me my diamond ring

'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys one of your guys

Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight

That I just wanna be your homecoming queen

Pin-up poster dream not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower not a dirty w**d

I wanna smell like roses not a baseball team

And I swear maybe one day

You're gonna wanna make out make out make out with me

Don't wanna be don't wanna be don't wanna be

'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys one of your guys

Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight

That I just wanna be one of the girls

Pretty in pearls and not one of the boys