Off The Wall - Redman/Eminem (埃米纳姆)

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rapping this way

No matter what you may think

I'mma keep doing my thing

I'm the worst thing since fat bald men

Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing

I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors

So she gets fifty years of bad luck

Causing terror to Christina Aguilera

When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara

Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist

With a hair up his a** like a rabbit crawled in his pants

Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands

Till it melts in his f**king palms and dissolves in his glands

So who is it

The fool who visit the playground

With two biscuits to lay down the school district

Get pistol-whipped with a Mossberg

With a pistol grip and fed pitbull shits

Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits

If I get too rich I just get sued

Yo I leave wit no injure after I blow four in ya

One handstand on top of yo ninja

Crash it Doc stir the madness

Till y'all outta work like Tony Atlas

Walking cans in the laundry basket

America's most with the army after us

F**k flossing we take what's yours

Unload fifteen like an ace and four

I'm outta work but Doc laid them off

Sh*t the power's out

The tape is off

Yo you targeted from arsonists

Papermate pens filled wit arsenic

I got hoes that don't know what Prada is

Doc could shape up touch your barber miss

Fade you with a bloody blade

I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake

F**k b**ches face is what I'mma do

Cause that's what white boy Tano do

So how's everybody doin' tonight

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight

Cause uh we getting down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this off the wall

So how's everybody feelin' tonight

Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight

Cause uh we getting down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump this off the wall

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rapping this way

No matter what you may think

I'mma keep doing my thing

Yo you could buy Jaz spitting hospital son admit it

Rip your lips off kiss my a** with it

Slap b**ches got Marshall Math's printing

W**d X and the acid tabs did it

I'm What's Happening with no re-run

Doc. Rob De Niro when the Heat come

My barrel hang out the Camaro

Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from

Flash the gat your town bogarting

Your wallet your chain the main target

Beef is like cold engine don't start it

Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot

We clowned you rap surround sounds around you

From ten speed and brown shoe

Doc and Eminem cock the M&M

Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them

It's like Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker

Got the *** stocked inside the lunch box uhh

Pop junk like I just got jumped

Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump

Knock wood it's all good thank God for vodka

Cause wit my luck I'll probably get shot by a stalker

Probably got a fanatic waiting upstairs in the attic

With a automatic calling me up there

My man Stan with a gat in his hand

Staking my house out in a tan tinted sedan

Pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn

Ham sandwich or your can spinach and Spam

Till you gotta sip through a straw shoplift through the mall

Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall

Hey Ma maybe I'll give you a call

Psyche You f**king b**ch suck a dick and two balls

I'm giving you all my job descrip' which is

To piss b**ches and priests off with this need Jesus

Pop more pills till police officers

Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim

Teeth off my dick hands off my balls

But y'all can kiss my a** pants off and all

Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall

I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor

So how's everybody feelin' tonight

Hope you in that mood to get rude and ill in a fight

Cause uh we getting down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if you don't wanna f**k to this off the wall

So how's everybody doin' tonight

Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and screw in a fight

Cause uh we getting down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this off the wall

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep rapping this way

No matter what you may think

I'mma keep doing my thing

No matter what people say

I'm gon' keep doing my thing

No matter oh