Im On Fire - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
Yeah ya know Critics man
Critics never got nothin' nice to say man
You know the one thing I notice about critics man
Is critics never ask me how my day went
Well I'ma tell 'em
Yesterday my dog died I hog tied
A ho tied her in a bow
Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
You wanna criticize dog try a little mo'
I'm so tired of this I could blow fire in the hole
I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the 'dro
Better hold on a little tighter here I go
Flows tighter hot headed as ghost rider
Cold hearted as spiderman throwin' a spider in the snow
So ya better get to blowin' in flow rider
Inside of a low rider with no tires in the hole
Why am I like this why is winter cold
Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes
Listen dog Christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
This isn't gob this is a blister in the salt
Those are your wounds this is the salt so get lost
S**t dissin' me is just like pissin' off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws
And cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the
Ocean in the blizzard with jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his draws
Ticklin' him go to his grave skip him
And visit his dog
You're on fire
That's how ya know your on a roll
'Cause when you hot it's like your burnin' up
Everyone else's cold
You're on fire
Man I'm so f**kin' sick I got ambulances
Pullin' me over and s**t
You're on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll
'Cause when you say the s**t
To give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You're on fire yeah you're on fire yeah
I just wrote a bulls**t hook
In between two long a*s verses
If you mistook the for a song look
This ain't a song it's a warnin' to
Brooke Hogan and David Cook
That the crook just took over so book
Run as fast as you can stop writin' and kill it
I'm lightning in a skillet you're
A f**kin' flash in a pan
I pop up you b***hes scatter
Like hot grease splashin' a fan
Mr Mathers is the man
Yeah I'm pissed but I would rather take this energy
And stash it in a can come back
And whip your a*s with it again
Salivas like sulfuric acid in your hand
It'll eat through
Anything metal the a*s of Iron Man
Turn him into plastic so for you to think
That you could stand a f**kin' chance is assanine
Yeah ask Denaun man hit a blind man with a coloring book
And told him color inside the lines
Or get hit widda fine crayon
F**k it I ain't playin' pull up
In a van and hop out
At a homeless man holdin' a sign sayin'
Vietnam vet I'm out my f**kin' mind man
Kick over the can beat his a*s and leave him nine grand
So if I seem a little mean to you
This ain't savage you ain't never seen the brew
You wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
You couldn't make a belemic puke
On a piece of f**kin' corn and peanut boo
Sayin' you sick quit playin' you prick don't nobody care
Then why the f**k am I yellin' at air
I ain't even talkin' to no one 'cause ain't nobody there
Nobody will f**kin' test me 'cause these hos won't even dare
I'm wastin' punchlines but I got so many to spare
I just thought of another one that might go here
Naw don't waste it save it psycho yeah
Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that
You said about Michael's hair
You're on fire
That's how ya know your on a roll
'Cause when you hot it's like your burnin' up
Everyone else's cold
You're on fire
Man I'm so hot my motherf**kin' firetrucks on fire homie
You're on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll
'Cause when you say the s**t
To give the whole hip hop shop the blow
You're on fire yeah your on fire
You're on fire