Well I came home late one night

And much to my surprise

Inside I was thinking across the kitchen floor

She hit me right between the eyes

Now I'm living in the doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

I had a big tall red with one of my friends

We were feeling mighty fine

And we sure was movin' fast

And I didn't make it back on time

And she put me in the doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

So if you find yourself in a party mood

Let your conscience be your guide

Don't be like me and let lefty win

Or you'll find yourself outside

Living in the doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse