Little Dealer Boy - Willie Nelson (威利·纳尔逊)/Stephen Colbert

I have no money in my coffer

No gold or silver do I bring

Nor have I precious jewels to offer

To celebrate the newborn King

Yet do not spurn my gift completely

O ye three wise men please demur

Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly

Than either Frankincense or Myrrh

And like the child born in this manger

This herb is mild yet it is strong

And it brings peace to friend and stranger

Good will to men lies in this bong

And now my wonder w**d is flarin'

Are you high

Looked like that special star above

Can it be

Pass it around in endless sharin'

On Christmas day

And let not mankind bogart love

You'd smoke my tree

And the wise men started tokin'

And yea the bud was kind

It was salvation they were smokin'

And it's forgiveness blew their minds

And still that wonder w**d is flarin'

Are you high

Looked like that star was once above

You're so high

Pass it around in endless sharin'

Dude man dude

And let not mankind bogart love

You're really high

I'm gonna tell you're savior

And let not mankind bogart love