Well I came home late one night

And much to my surprise

I was thrown

Right across the kitchen floor

She hit me right between the eyes

I was out with a friend of mine

We were feeling mighty fine

And we sure was moving fast

And I didn't make it back on time

I had a big tall red

With one of my friends

He was feeling mighty fine

When I came home late that night

She hit me right between the eyes

So if you find yourself

In a party mood

Let your conscience be your guide

Don't be like me and let lefty win

Or you'll find yourself outside

Living in the doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse

Doghouse doghouse