I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I bet you are
I see them on the video
They're wearin' fashion shoes
They're singin' 'bout their troubles
They never paid their dues
The rhythm's in the background
The fashion's in the front
They tricked us out of music with this latest fashion stunt
I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I bet you are
The candidate is handsome
He's wearin' tailored clothes
He's following the pollster everywhere he goes
His teeth have all been straightened
His hair is very full
His stupidity is hidden by this image making bull
I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I bet you are
School is just a showcase where fashion children go
As long as they look cool
There's little they should know
Ideas have no power when people cannot read
Fashion can go sour
It's not cool to be in need
I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I bet you are
How did the land of Jefferson
How did the land of King
Become the land of hamburgers and raisins that can sing
Roosevelt was cripple
Lincoln was a geek
They'd never get elected
Their clothes were never chic
I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I guess you are
I hate fashion
I hate it with a passion
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
Are you a fashion victim
I guess you are
I guess you are
I guess you are