The Only Good Thing About Bad Bob - Tom Rosenthal (汤姆罗森塔尔)

He crushes ants just for fun

And if you need a friend he is not the one

He came and he saw and we fled

His mere presence will fill us with dread

His beginning is our end

He's a terrible blend of disaster and malaise

And if you ask he won't care

He finds joy in despair

He's bad in a myriad of ways

If you're feeling blue

Oh Bob may come to you

He don't care if you're down

Or you're lost

And if you're feeling low

Bob's house is where to go

He don't care if you weep

Or you sob

And that's the only good thing about

Bad Bob

His frown is the size of the moon

And he has no heart no song no tune

His smile has never been seen

He's the dictionary definition of mean

He says the wrong words

And even the birds are dismayed

By his gaze

He could scatter a crowd

Not even is mum is that proud

He's bad in a myriad of ways

And if you've lost your heart

Bob is the place to start

He don't care if you're down

Or your lost

But if you're feeling low

Bob's house is a place to go

He don't care if you weep

Or you sob

And that's the only good thing about

Bad Bob