Floyd The Barber (Live At The Paramount/1991) - Nirvana

Bell on door clanks - come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

I sense others in the room

Opey Aunt Bee I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved