A Fine Romance (Take 2; Alternate Take)

- Billie Holiday (比莉.荷莉戴)

A fine romance

With no kisses

A fine romance

My friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance

You won't nestle

A fine romance

You won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance

My good fellow

You take romance

I'll take jello

You're calmer than the seals In the arctic ocean

At least they flap their fins To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

I've never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance