Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Makin' things glow in the night

Well, she would if she could

And she'd be good if she would

Only be a lover she'd be out tonight

'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

Salt Lake City, salt lickin' biddies

Bogus honey stinkin' o' gin

Well, my daddy was hard

His face was pretty scarred

From kickin' ass and playin' poker to win

'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

Loose old lady, my Mama Katie

Chivalry was born at her feet

Well, she shoulda thought twice

When Pa showed his dice

At night she put my daddy to sleep

'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy

And I'm a rat

It's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

Lord, it's too bad

I said it's too bad

Lord it's too bad, yeah

I said it's too bad

It's too bad

You know it's too bad

Ahh, it's too bad