There was adam happy as a man could be

Till eve got him messin' with that old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman yeah just like a woman

Ain't that just like a woman they'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted

She wouldn't mind her business boy did she get salted

Ain't that just like a woman ain't that just like a woman

Hey just like a woman they'll do it every time

Samson thought delilah was on the square

Till one night she clipped him all his hair

It's just like a woman ain't that just like a woman

Yeah just like a woman man they'll do it every time

From our history books we all learned

Nero fiddled while rome was burning

That's just like a woman hey just like a woman

That's just like a woman they'll do it every time

Marie antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate

They was crying for bread she said let them eat cake

Ain't that just like a woman ain't that just like a woman

Yeah that's just like a woman they'll do it every time sure will

You can buy a woman clothes give her money on the side

No matter what you do she ain't never satisfied

It's just like a woman yeah that's just like a woman

Hey hey that's just like a woman man they'll do it every time